Whatever I expect to happen today, nothing happens.. I need something predictable to center me. That means two large hamburgers, large fries and a huge coke. I am going to McDonald's. I wear a loose jean today with a tool belt. The problem with tool belts is butt cracks. I used to wear suspenders. Young guys, you know, I think they like that butt crack. When I looked to my left, there was this middle age guy sitting with a wide butt crack. The man who sat on my right, bends down and there goes his butt crack. Together, we looks like we're in a butt-crack festival.
My dragon came not long afterwards and met me at my table. She noticed immediately.
"Hey, doggy boy, look at that crack, that's gotta be eight inches.."
"Uh huh, pretty great huh?"
"Yours nice too doggy boy, Oh, what's that - a pencil holder back there?"
Butt crack is like male cleavage. I'd like to design a line or drop of jewelry for men. Butt crack ornamentation with pearls and gold chains to enhance the natural lines of our butt.
