Of accessories

All my life, I'd dreamed of driving a 2.0 litre car, so I bought a big sucker. They accessorise nicely too. A $11,ooo option was headlights and wooden interior. Had to had them in case I got to run down a guy at night. Car stereo costs $3,ooo. I didn't have to think about it. I didn't think dragon would think about it either.

I was wrong. Women always notice the accessories.

"You put a different headlights!"

"Yeah"

"Why?"

"I don't know, aerodynamics or something"

We accessorise sterring wheels and seat covers in our car, but that's about it. Women have department stores full of accessories to wander through like Moses in the dessert. The volume of accessories available to women is measured in cubic light years. And yet, all a woman needs is new earrings for a whole new look. Same fat head. Same mole on the cheek. But suddenly a whole new look. Men are happy with just a new mud guard for the car.